TheMusichead
I'm eating Captain Crunch in a bathrobe and it's damn good. I know what you are thinking...a bathrobe? Has TheMusichead become all foofy? Let's get this straight junior! All of the rock stars own and WEAR bathrobes. It's part of the glam. You don't think Axl Rose owned a bathrobe? Well let's just say he would of been better suited with the name Axl Robe. James Brown, Sid Vicious, Kurt I'mInPain, all wore robes. Alice Cooper, he had a black robe. So whether its made of velvet, cotton, or nylon, find the robe that best suits you and bust out the tunes.
Electric Six: Danger (High Voltage)
It's like Saturday Nite Fever with the rock. Jack White appears as a guest vocal on this track. If Mr. Johnny T were to hear this track on the dance floor he would split his pants and make a jack ass out of himself. Its combustible electric DANGER and it makes me feel like doing the Space Invader with my robe open for all the ladies to see.
The Make-Up: Wade In The Water
James Brown, the Godfather of Soul, would of let out a Good God shriek if he saw these guys live. It's the new gospel and about three to four years old so get on the bus already. I want a piece of the good life, so I went out and bought a robe. Now, I'm a robe man.
I-Monster: DayDream In Blue
Hey, sometimes I like to wear my robe and lay out in the green grass while nymphs shower me with fresh rose petals. And that's the goddamn truth. The mp3 for this tune is on their flashy website.
Posted by Monkeyspit at April 11, 2003 12:45 PM