Sea of Humanity

Comcast Call Center Representative

My name is Lucinda. I been working at Comcast for about three days now. I love my job. I get all sorts of people calling me. And girl, I don't take none of their shit. They got a problem or something. I mean, why should I care if their internet and cable junkie asses can't get online or the cable's down and they can't watch the last season of Sex and the City. Get a life. And don't you be talking back to me. I'll charge you for that shit. You're lucky you even got someone to call about your cable.

Hey! Hey! Who put this chain round my ankle? I need to be getting up from my desk. Whose got the key for this thing?! Hey! Hey! Well...I'll be damned if I'm gonna be helping you out. I gots mine own troubles.