Sea of Humanity

Take Your Top 10 Lists of 2003 and Shove Em Up Your Boring Formatted Ass!

It has been a long time coming. You can take your Top 10 Lists of 2003 and shove em up your boring formatted ass! I'd be amazed if you could fit top ten of anything up your rectum. If you make this attempt please do not send us the pictures, no matter how successfully you may be at the endeavor.

We really don't do lists here. We were going to do a top ten lisp of 2003, but the audio file would of been much too large. Instead, we at the Sea like groupings of groupies. Unfortunately, this past year has been a bad year for groupies. Matter of fact, not a single groupie made their way behind the curtains and code of this fabulous website to show appreciation of any kind, not even a hand shake and how do you do.

Instead, we must relive the glorious groupie hey days of the 70's. Ah, the 70's! Well actually, we were born mid-decade so we actually have to re-live the 70's vicariously through our in-house web roadie Phil who spent long summer days touring with the Slapping Jack Five. Boy, those guys got some ass.

Well. 2004. Yup. 2004. Another year. Yup. Another year man. 2004. Love that Dick Clark. Yup. Well maybe you got to know us better this past year... that is if you could clearly discern from our imaginary and our reality. This coming year, 2004. Trust us, a whole lot of good stuff is going to happen. Yup. Like fun stuff. Groupie stuff. Hell if we get two, we may even have a grouping of groupies to share with you at the next seminal mark of time passing while death slowly marches foward. So, 2004 better watch out cause their are gonna be Sea panties flying just everywhere. Anyone got a stick of gum?