Because. I Have Too Much Free Time
Dear Mr. Stewart and Company,
I would like to see more actual farting on the Daily Show. I believe you have been ignoring the bowels far too much.
Could you please send Stephen Colbert into a large room filled with people talking about important topics and have him crop dust the surroundings with noxious fumes?
I think tough, hard-hitting, on the scene farting is the type of fake news reporting that will make people think, "What is that stink?"
Please! Please! Find a large gathering of legislatures and stink up the place. I beg of you. They deserve it.
Sincerely,
The Fart Guy
P.S. Perhaps you could even let one go during an interview segment and then sit silently waiting for your guest to react. Of course, ass-ault them, only if they are Republican.
Posted by Monkeyspit at May 4, 2005 9:02 AM